— Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman (via backfromhogwarts)
Anonymous said: My teacher had the picture of Saturn that's your icon on the board today and when my friend asked me what it was, I replied (without thinking) "sauntering-vaguely"
That is maybe the most adorable thing anyone’s said to me all day, and I heard several adorable things today.
The sheer amount of times people fling themselves onto various items of furniture in Chapter Two of The Picture of Dorian Gray makes me very happy indeed. My, but they are dramatic.
And saunter when they walk, good lord
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
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— The Diary of John William Polidori (via johnpolidori)
send dick pics??? nahhh. invite your buddy out to lunch, pull him into the bathroom, and show him your dick there.